Track Title:               If I Had $1,000,000

Album Title:               Disc One: All Their Greatest Hits (1991-2001)
Prime Artist:              Barenaked Ladies

Lyrics:
(note, The line on the album is sung as 'But we would, we'd just eat more'
but on the liner it's 'But we would.  We'd actually build the treefort from
the first chorus out of it. Mmm.')
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you furnature for your house (Maybe a nice chseterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn't that be fabulous
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would, we'd just eat more.
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkle)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had $1000000  If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000  If I had $1000000
I'd be RICH!

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