Track Title:               Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Album Title:               Now That's What I Call Christmas! disc 1
Prime Artist:              Elmo & Patsy
Lyrics:
CHORUS:
  Grandma got run over by a reindeer
  Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
 But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

 She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
  And we begged her not to go.
 But she forgot her medication,
 And she staggered out the door
  into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
  She had hoof prints on her forehead,
 And incriminating Claus marks
  on her back.

  CHORUS
 Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
 See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards
with cousin Mel.

 It's not Christmas without Grandma,
  All the family's dressed in black.
  And we just can't help but wonder
 Should we open up her gifts
  or send them back?
SEND THEM BACK!!!

 CHORUS

 Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig (ahhhhh!)
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair
  in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and
 neighbours,
Better watch out for yourselves.
  They should never give a license,
 To a man who drives a sleigh
 and plays with elves.

Sing it, Grandpa!

 CHORUS


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