Track Title: Hot For Teacher Album Title: 1984 Prime Artist: Van Halen Producer: Ted Templeman Written by: Van Halen Lyrics: spoken: "Oh wow, man !" "Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?" "My butt, man !" T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ? Don't wanna be no uptown fool. Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well, teacher needs to see me after school. Chorus: I think of all the education that I missed. But then my homework was never quite like this. Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher. I got it bad, so bad, I'm hot for teacher. spoken: "Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !" "I brought my pencil" "Gimme something to write on, man" I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold. I know about this school. Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ? How did you know that golden rule ? chorus (guitar solo) "Oh man, I think the clock is slow" "I don't feel tardy" "Class dismissed"