Track Title:               Julida

Album Title:               Musical Varieties
Prime Artist:              Brave Combo
Producer:                  Brave Combo
Written by:                Public Domain

From the Album:            Music For Squares  1981 (A)
I'm sure you've heard of our gal Julida
             She has more boyfriends than Sal or Ida
               Here is one fella who wants to tell ya
               About Julida, Tony sing, please do

                 I met Julida one fine September
            She said the words that make me surrender
                  Oh my Julida, Oh my Julida
           I'm gonna marry you really I will do....YEA--

        Now that you've heard from one whose name is Tony
             Let's ask someone else who's quite lonely
            Come over here now Isadore, sing it sweetly
              Come on now, Izzie, sing it just for me

               My name is Isadore and I like bagels
              I own a clothing store with lots of sable
                She is Julida, she calls me honey
          But she only loves me when I've got some money

                      (Julida's a bitch!)

           Now that you've heard from Tony and Isadore
            Let's ask someone to tell us just a little more
              Come on now, Percival, sing it sweetly
               Come on now, Percy, sing it for me

           I get so mad that honestly I could press a grape
            To think that Julida has all those other mates
         But I guess I'll give her a knife, and a chicken heart
         And maybe she'll understand, I've got to be her hand
                       I want her hand
                       I want her hand