Track Title:               Sports & Wine
Album Title:               Ben Folds Five
Prime Artist:              Ben Folds Five

Producer:                  Caleb Southern
Written by:                Ben Folds
Sports & Wine

                 Destiny was calling
                 Monday afternoon
                 Wednesday you'll be crawling
                 And you'll pray to be there soon
                 With sports and wine

                 Some men never grew up
                 Fortunate like you
                 Some men never found out
                 What it takes to be a dude
                 That's sports and wine

                 Girls don't understand it
                 What you think is art
                 My oh my we're all impressed
                 How sensitive you are
                 Everybody's talking about you now
                 You know it's true
                 Always has been sports and wine for you

                 So you ask me how I think I know
                 Just what makes you tick
                 I know what I know y'know
                 I know you make me sick
                 Sports and wine

                 Girls don't understand it
                 Anything you say
                 I don't understand it either
                 Guess that makes me gay
                 Everybody's talking 'bout you now
                 you know it's true...

                 By Ben Folds