Track Title: I Tripped Over The Ottoman Album Title: Metaphysical Graffiti Prime Artist: Dead Milkmen Producer: Brian (Bongwizard) Beattie Lyrics: They calal me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie but now My life's a living hell cause CHORUS I tripped over the ottoman One too many times I tripped over the ottoman Until I lost my MIIIIIIIIIIND I was head writer for Alan Brady Maybe you've seen his show It's now funny and it makes my ears bleed This week's guest star isn't Danny Thomas Our special guest star is Death! Once I laughed at Buddy's jokes but Now my life's a living hell, 'cause... CHORUS Marey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill Morey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill What did you bring me Daddy? What did you bring me Daddy? What did you bring me Daddy? WELL, I BROUGHT YOU DEATH! Take it, boys. Yeah, my sister's really movin' up in the world. She dates a full-blown professor! Goes by the name of Professor Griff. He's a great guy; he's a good ol' boy, that wild ol' Professor Griff. I think that he's a history professor. The other day, he told me the wildest story about the history of jewelry. Anyway, come nightfall, we all love to sit on the porch, an' Sis plays the banjo, I play the jug, an' Professor Griff breaks out his Jew's harp and just flails away. God, I love that guy!