Track Title:               I Tripped Over The Ottoman

Album Title:               Metaphysical Graffiti
Prime Artist:              Dead Milkmen
Producer:                  Brian (Bongwizard) Beattie
Lyrics:
They calal me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle
With my wife Laura and son Richie but now
My life's a living hell cause
CHORUS
I tripped over the ottoman
One too many times
I tripped over the ottoman
Until I lost my MIIIIIIIIIIND
I was head writer for Alan Brady
Maybe you've seen his show
It's now funny and it makes my ears bleed
This week's guest star isn't Danny Thomas
Our special guest star is Death!
Once I laughed at Buddy's jokes but
Now my life's a living hell, 'cause...
CHORUS
Marey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy
Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill
Morey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy
Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill
What did you bring me Daddy?
What did you bring me Daddy?
What did you bring me Daddy?
WELL, I BROUGHT YOU DEATH!

       Take it, boys.
        Yeah, my sister's really movin' up in the world.
        She dates a full-blown professor!  Goes by the name
        of Professor Griff.  He's a great guy; he's a good
        ol' boy, that wild ol' Professor Griff.  I think
        that he's a history professor.  The other day, he
        told me the wildest story about the history of
        jewelry.
        Anyway, come nightfall, we all love to sit on the
        porch, an' Sis plays the banjo, I play the jug, an'
        Professor Griff breaks out his Jew's harp and just
        flails away.  God, I love that guy!

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