Track Title:               A Fine Romance

Album Title:               Ring-a-Ding Ding!
Prime Artist:              Frank Sinatra
Arranger:                  Johnny Mandel
Lyrics by:                 Dorothy Fields

Music by:                  Jerome Kern   (J. David K.)
From the Film:             Swing Time  1936 (M)


Lyrics:
A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals
In the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance

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