Track Title: Stepsisters Lament
Prime Artist: Pat Carroll
Lyrics by: Oscar Hammerstein II (O. Greeley Clendenning H. II)
Music by: Richard Rodgers
Vocal: Barbara Ruick
From the Film: Cinderella 1965 (M)
Lyrics:
BOTH
Why would a fellow want a girl like her,
A frail and fluffy beauty?
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer
A solid girl like me?
ESMERALDA
She's a frothy little bubble
With a flimsy kind of charm.
And with very little trouble
I could break her little arm
BOTH
Why would a fellow want a girl like her,
So obviously unusual?
What can't a fellow ever once prefer
A usual girl like me?
ESMERALDA
Her cheeks are a pretty shade of pink
ESMERALDA
But not any pinker than a rose is
PRUNELLA
Her skin may be delicate and soft
ESMERALDA
But not any softer than a doe's is
PRUNELLA
Her neck is no whiter than a swan
ESMERALDA
She's only dainty as a daisy
PRUNELLA
She's only as graceful as a bird
BOTH
So why is the fellow going crazy?
Oh, why would a fellow want a girl like her,
A girl who's merely lovely?
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer
A girl who's merely me?
PRUNELLA
Me?
ESMERALDA
You?
PRUNELLA
Me!
ESMERALDA
You?
Us
PRUNELLA
What?
(In an annoying, dainty way)
Her cheeks are a pretty shade of pink
But not any pinker than a rose is
Her skin may be delicate and soft
But not any softer than a doe's is
(Voice getting higher and higher until it cracks)
A doe's is...
A doe's is...
A doe's is...
A doe's is...
ESMERALDA
(spoken) Shut up!
Her neck is no whiter than a swan's
She's only as dainty as a daisy
PRUNELLA
A daisy...
ESMERALDA
She's only as graceful as a bird
PRUNELLA
Ah-a-a-a....
BOTH
So why is the fellow going crazy?
Oh, why would a fellow want a girl like her,
A girl who's merely lovely?
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer
A girl who's merely me?
What's the matter with the man?
What's the matter with the man?
What's the matter with the...
Man!!?
Contributed by Carlene Bogle
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